"Cross Larry the Cable Guy with The Dresden Files, and you have Bubba the Monster Hunter"
"Reminds be a bit of Ash from Army of Darkness"
"Hartness spins another tale of redneck mayhem full of his usual sarcastic humor."
Bubba's back, and this time he's chasing a creature he can't even pronounce! A mysterious creature called a chupacabra is attacking livestock in Florida, and Bubba's on the case! But there's someone else investigating this chimichanga, too! Who is it? Is she hot? Will Bubba get her naked before the story is over? And what the hell is Bubba doing hunting chalupas in a dry county?
Hall & Goats is a short story, about 7,000 words