The best movie I have ever seen is a movie about zombies. I know that most people do not think that movies about zombies can be very good or entertaining but I think that they are the best kind of movies that exist. Anyways, this particular movie was about a group of zombies attacking New York City because they were angry at the mayor. The mayor had banned their kind from voting in elections and I thought that this was unfair and unjust. I think that the reason that I love this movie is because it is about politics and monsters. I think that this is a very interesting commentary on the nature of politicians in general.

Politicians are not good people at all. They are evil and they are scary and they do not deserve to be in the public eye. I would much rather see a movie about zombies and politicians because at least with zombies it is not the real world. I know that this argument sounds a little stupid because it compares real-life politicians with make-believe zombies but I think that I have an excellent point here. Zombies are driven by greed. Although want to do is eat lots of brains and go and hang out in their scary houses. Politicians are exactly the same. They are greedy and all they want to do is make money so they can spend it on their wives and their mistresses and their girlfriends. They are not good people and they are even worse than zombies because they hide in plain sight. I told my mom this argument and she said I was crazy. She said that I was a conspiracy theorist that I needed to get a grip. I do not like when my mom talks to me like that and it really offends me that she does not respect my intelligence.

I am 18 years old and I’m going to be in college soon. My mom needs to understand that although I may have unorthodox views about things I’m actually quite an intelligent person. I am not silly and I’m not young and I am not stupid. If she would have just taken the time to listen to the points that I had to make comparing zombies and politicians I figure she would have been thoroughly impressed with the depth of my research and the insights of my argument.

I guess I’m just very frustrated with my mom because I know that I’m making good points. Both politicians and zombies are very greedy people. Okay, I get zombies are not people but that is not the important point here. The important point is that my mom needs to start respecting me and that everybody needs to be a bit more cautious when trusting politicians.